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Puns, Puzzles 



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Riddles





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in the LORD, and whose hope



 is the LORD.”   Jeremiah 17:7




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When I say I miss school, 

I mean my friends and 

the fun. Not the school.

Use the other  language selector on


 my home page above to go through


 my whole site using any native 


language you speak,



then use the video beliw to see and 


listen to the same teaching topic


 in text below.



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موقعى باستخدامها . استخدم المؤشر
 

الذى فى الاعلى


Next, Use the world site selector on 


my home page above to go to the 


search engine site or the social 


media site you like.




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منهج الانجليزى ثانوية عامة / معكم الاستاذ / جرجس حنا هارون


 /Unit 1: (Writers and stories) Lesson: 1







1-Puns




Introduction:


Understanding jokes is part of the process of

 native language acquisition, and jokes are part

 of the charm that belongs to any language. 

Learning to understand jokes in a new language

 is both a cause, and a consequence, of language 

proficiency.





The benefits:


1-It can help students feel more comfortable in their 

new language.



2-A shared moment of humor lowers the effective 

filter, that invisible barrier that makes learners feel 

awkward and uncomfortable.



3-If a class can laugh together, they are likely to 

learn better together,



4-They build meta-linguistic awareness, or 

conscious awareness of the forms of language,

 and this, in turn, helps in learning more language



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Puns:


Puns are a special form of humor based on double 

meaning.  They require processing the sound and 

meaning of words twice, puns demand considerable

 language agility. The humor of puns is based on 

language play.




1: Soundalike puns


Soundalike puns are based on homophones,

 words that sound the same, but have different 

spellings and meanings (e.g., hair/hare; to/too/ two).

 An example of a soundalike pun is the sign for a 

daycare provider that reads “Wee Care Day Care.” 

The words we and wee are homophones, which 

gives “Wee Care” two meanings.



On the one hand, the phrase “we care” serves

 as a statement of philosophy by the business to 

show that they care about the children they take 

care of.The meaning of the compound noun, which 

can be paraphrased as “care of little ones,” adds

an appealing dimension to the name of the 

business.

 


Make Em Laugh | Teaching Outside the Box



2-Lookalike puns 



Polysemous words are spelled and pronounced 

the same and have related meanings (e.g., “ruler” 

as a measuring stick or a king; “mole” as a 

burrowing mammal or a spy). Polysemous words 

create lookalike puns.



3: Close-sounding puns


When one word is substituted for another that 

sounds like it, whether the substitution is for a 

single word or part of a phrase, that can create

 a close-sounding pun. An example of a close-

sounding pun is a sign seen on a van in Chicago: 

“Ex-stink Sewer and Drainage.” This humorous

 title for a plumbing business is based on the

 close pronunciation of “Ex-stink” and the word 

extinct.


 


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4: Texting puns


(alphabetic, numeric, and simplified spelling) 

Alphabetic, numeric, and simplified spelling can 

create texting puns. These are based on the 

increasingly common practice of using the sound 

and/or spelling of alphabet letters, numbers or 

symbols, or simplified spelling as a way to represent

 or “spell” a word. Examples might be “cre8” for the 

word create, or “@mosphere” for atmosphere.




English Teacher Puns


English teachers get lit


Reading is lit


Let's eat Grandma.  Let's eat, Grandma. 

 Comma's save lives.



English teachers are always write!



The past, the present, and the future walked

 into a bar. It was tense.



When I was a kid, my English teacher looked my 

way and said, "Name two pronouns." I said, "Who, 

me?"



Why are apostrophes terrible to date?

 Because they are possessive



Which dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? 

 A thesaurus


7 days without a pun makes one weak


Metaphors be with you


 


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Science Teacher Puns



I make horrible science puns, but only periodically


Think like a proton and stay positive

I love the way the earth rotates. 

 It really makes my day



I don't think you understand the gravity of this 

science lesson



Once I told a chemistry joke.

 There was no reaction.



When I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating,

 I was like O MG



You matter!  Unless you multiply yourself by 

the speed of light...then you energy.



My head hertz from the frequency of these puns

That was sodium funny. I slapped my neon that 

one.


I'm out of chemistry jokes, but I should zinc of

 a new one


 


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Math Teacher Puns



Why is the obtuse triangle upset? Because it's 

never right


Not all math puns are horrible. Only sum

y=mx+b is my favorite one-liner


Think outside the quadrilateral



Too much pi gives you a large circumference


Oh you have graph paper? 

 You must be plotting something


My math teacher called me average. 

 That was mean.


You have to be odd to be number 1



Math teachers have problems

You know what seems odd to me?

Numbers that aren't divisible by 2


 





History Teacher Puns




Do you think ancient Mesopotamians went on 

Sumer vacation?



Who built King Arthur's Round Table? 

Sir Cumference



There's no time for Stalin when you're Russian to 

industrialize


History.  History.  Did I just rewrite history?


Civil War jokes?  I General Lee don't find them funny


History teachers live in the past


If anyone Khan, Genghis Kahn


I read the constitution for the articles


As a history teacher I like to Babylon


What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? 

 Plymouth Roc


 




2-Puzzles:


Parents and teachers often underestimate the 

effectiveness of puzzles in teaching children skills 

and concepts.



There are many types of puzzles, including those

 that teach spatial skills, hand-eye coordination, math, 

language, social science and science concepts,

 as well as logic and thinking skills.



 Children as young as one year of age can use simple 

puzzles. There are puzzles for all ages, including adults.



The best quality of puzzles is the enjoyment 

experienced by the user as they solve them. 

 


 




Wooden Puzzles



Puzzles made of wood or very heavy cardboard

 help young children ages 1-8 learn motor skills

 and hand-eye coordination as they fit the 

pieces together. They learn spatial concepts 

and how to problem-solve. These puzzles

 teach the alphabet, numbers, colors, shapes, 

and concepts about animals and 

nature. Wooden puzzles have 2 to 30 pieces. 



Simple number puzzles can be created using 

one inch (1/2 cm.) ceramic tiles. Use a 

permanent marker to write numbers from 1 to 

100 on the tiles. Children start by putting the 

first ten in order and then add ten at a time

 until they can put all 100 in order. Teachers 

can make multiple sets by first painting each 

set of tiles a different color and then adding

 the numbers.


 


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Jigsaw Puzzle


Jigsaw puzzles are usually made of heavy duty 

cardboard and have any number of 

pieces.  Jigsaws teach spatial concepts and 

problem solving as the pieces are examined to 

see how they fit together.



Jigsaw puzzles teach concepts about science, 

geography (i.e.; maps), social science, and even 

foreign languages. Children learn to work 

cooperatively as they  complete a puzzle.



 A jigsaw in progress is a great way to keep 

children occupied during a break in 

homeschooling lessons or on a rainy day. 

Mark the back of each puzzle piece with a 

different color of felt marker so that the pieces

 are easy to sort.


 


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Hidden Picture Puzzle


Hidden picture puzzles are those with elaborate, 

background pictures that contain specific pictures

 the player must find. This type of puzzle teaches 

figure ground perception and detailed observation 

skills, as well as vocabulary.



A variation on the hidden picture puzzle is the puzzle

 in which two pictures appear to be the same, but

the player must find the discrepancies between the 

two.

 



Word Search Puzzles



Word search puzzles are puzzles made up of 

letters in which words are spelled horizontally, 

vertically, or diagonally. (Spelling them 

backwards is not recommended for 

children.) The player must find specific words 

and circle them in the puzzle.



These puzzles help teach spelling and figure-

ground perception. Figure-ground perception

 is the brain’s ability to see objects or words 

hidden in a background of pictures or letters.


 


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Crossword Puzzles



Crossword puzzles may be quite simple for 

children as young as 7 or very difficult for 

adults. Crossword puzzles teach vocabulary, 

reasoning skills, spelling, and word attack skills.



 The player must use word clues to determine 

the correct word to fit into the crossword, either 

across the puzzle or up and down.



There are excellent software programs which 

allow teachers to create crossword puzzles 

using spelling, reading, or vocabulary words.


 


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Logic Puzzles


Logic puzzles are basically of two types – word 

puzzles or mechanical puzzles. Logic word

 puzzles come in many varieties, such as 

“Don is 6 inches taller than Harry. Harry is 2” 

shorter than Jan. Rich is 5’8” tall and is the 

same height as Jan. How tall is each person?”



These puzzles can be simple for children and 

range up to very difficult for adults. In many 

ways, geometry problems can be considered

 logic word puzzles.



Logic mechanical puzzles consist of mechanically 

interlinked pieces. The puzzles challenge the 

player to explore the interlocking pieces in order

 to assemble or disassemble the puzzle, put the 

pieces in sequence, or use dexterity to move the 

pieces.



Such puzzles include: Rubik’s cubes, sliding

 tiles or blocks puzzles, impossible object 

puzzles, etc.


 



Patterns



Pattern puzzles may be colors, shapes, numbers, 

letters, or any combination of them. The challenge

 is to create a pattern, determine what comes next 

in a pattern, or discover how  the pattern was 

created. Patterns teach logical progressions, 

deductive and inductive reasoning, and spatial 

concepts.




Mazes


Mazes require the player to find a way through a 


maze on paper, in virtual reality, or in real life. 


Mazes teach spatial concepts, logical progression,


 and deductive reasoning, as well as 


directionality. Mazes are often considered to


be art themselves.


 


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The other day a well-meaning teacher made 

a comment that went something like this:

 “I wish my centers could be as easy as just 

adding puzzles and games.”  I had to take a 

deep breath, count slowly to 10 and then I

 chose to smile and walk away.



 {I’m pretty sure she did not want to hear my 

thesis on the benefits of puzzles and games.} 

But it got me thinking and evaluating my 

classroom.  I don’t ever want to be filling my 

learning time with “just puzzles” or “just games”

 or any fluff activities.  Instead I want my 

students to be participating in activities that 

are rooted in learning academic and life skills.





2. Shape Puzzles



I love, love, love using pattern blocks and 

shape puzzles in my classroom.  Not only are 

students exposed to important shapes, but 

these puzzles come in a variety of complexity 

levels making it easy to differentiate for the 

needs of my students.



 Using pattern blocks as the pieces also

 teaches spacial recognition skills and

 geometric thinking – both of which are

 important to their future success in math. 

 Without even knowing the mathematical 

term, your students will be practicing skills

 like rotation and reflection.



I love creating these to coordinate with themes 

and holidays in our classroom. It doesn’t

 change the important skills the students are 

learning, but it definitely adds an element of 

engagement.



The other thing I really love about these is

 the ability to differentiate.  Each of the puzzles 

comes in three versions: a full color version,

 a black and white version that shows the

 outline of each piece and a black and white

 that only shows the shape outline.  These 

varying degrees of difficulty allow my to keep 

each of my students challenged.  Here’s a 

sample of the different levels from the 

transportation set:



 



statue of liberty pattern block puzzles




It’s not JUST a Puzzle




I love using puzzles in my classroom and my

students love them too.  But in my quest to make 

sure I was doing my students justice I set off to 

confirm what I already knew:  Puzzles have so

 many wonderful academic and life skills associated

 with them that they are a perfect classroom activity!



Puzzles have been shown to help students with

 fine motor development, hand-eye coordination,

 problem solving skills and so much more. There 

are lots of different types of puzzles.  Here’s just a 

few that I use in my classroom:



1. Jigsaw Puzzles



There are times when I have a puzzle center in

 the classroom using jigsaw puzzles.  At the 

beginning of the year we may start with smaller 

puzzles that have 24-36 pieces.  But as the year 

goes on we increase the complexity of the puzzles.

 I have stocked up on puzzles of all shapes and 

sizes from the Dollar Store and Garage Sales.



  I always love finding puzzles that connect to our 

learning themes or concepts, but that does not 

always happen.  Although the picture might not be 

academic in nature, I know that my students are 

working on important thinking skills and building 

analytical thinking patterns that will later help them 

academically.


 



puzzles in the classroom





2. Shape Puzzles



I love, love, love using pattern blocks and shape 

puzzles in my classroom.  Not only are students 

exposed to important shapes, but these puzzles 

come in a variety of complexity levels making it 

easy to differentiate for the needs of my students.



 Using pattern blocks as the pieces also teaches 

spacial recognition skills and geometric thinking – 

both of which are important to their future success

 in math.  Without even knowing the mathematical 

term, your students will be practicing skills like 

rotation and reflection.



pattern block puzzles guitar shape



I love creating these to coordinate with themes

 and holidays in our classroom. It doesn’t change

 the important skills the students are learning,

 but it definitely adds an element of engagement.



statue of liberty pattern block puzzles



The other thing I really love about these is the 

ability to differentiate.  Each of the puzzles comes

 in three versions: a full color version, a black and 

white version that shows the outline of each piece 

and a black and white that only shows the shape 

outline.  These varying degrees of difficulty allow

 my to keep each of my students challenged.

  Here’s a sample of the different levels from the 

transportation set:



 


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3-Riddles



Benefits of Riddles



1-They introduce intellectual humor to learners.


2-They help learners to work their minds.


3-They make learners read for comprehension.


4-They expand learners' vocabulary.


5-They give learners the chance to learn riddles


 and teach them to others.


6-They make a bond with the learners in their


future life.


 



Examples:


  1. What goes up and down stairs without moving?

  2. Give it food and it will live; give it water and it will die.

  3. What can you catch but not throw?

  4. I run, yet I have no legs. What am I?

  5. Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red.

  6. Remove the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, throw away the inside.

  7. What goes around the world and stays in a corner?

  8. What gets wetter the more it dries?

  9. The more there is, the less you see.

  10. They come at night without being called and are lost in the day without being stolen.

  11. What kind of room has no windows or doors?

  12. I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?

  13. I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left. What is this object?

  14. It has no top or bottom but it can hold flesh, bones, and blood all at the same time. What is this object?

  15. The more you take the more you leave behind.

  16. Light as a feather, there is nothing in it; the strongest man can't hold it for much more than a minute.

  17. As I walked along the path I saw something with four fingers and one thumb, but it was not flesh, fish, bone, or fowl.

  18. What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

  19. I went into the woods and got it, I sat down to seek it, I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it.

  20. What can fill a room but takes up no space?

  21. It is weightless, you can see it, and if you put it in a barrel it will make the barrel lighter?

  22. No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?

  23. Only two backbones and thousands of ribs.

  24. Four jolly men sat down to play, And played all night till the break of day. They played for cash and not for fun, With a separate score for every one. When it came time to square accounts, They all had made quite fair amounts. Now, not one has lost and all have gained, Tell me, now, this can you explain?

  25. Jack and Jill are lying on the floor inside the house, dead. They died from lack of water. There is shattered glass next to them. How did they die?

  26. Why don't lobsters share?

  27. A barrel of water weighs 20 pounds. What must you add to it to make it weigh 12 pounds?

  28. Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, Even a river can't fill it up. What is it?

  29. Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

  30. He has married many women but has never married. Who is he?

  31. If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?

  32. If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?

  33. You can't keep this until you have given it.

  34. Take off my skin, I won't cry, but you will. What am I?

  35. What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it? You can't buy it in a bookstore or take it from the library.

  36. What can go up and come down without moving?

  37. What do you fill with empty hands?

  38. What do you serve that you can't eat?

  39. What do you throw out when you want to use it but take in when you don't want to use it?

  40. What goes up and never comes down?

  41. What has a foot on each side and one in the middle?

  42. What has to be broken before it can be used?

  43. What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?

  44. What question can you never answer "yes" to?

  45. What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?

  46. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white?" or "The yolk of the egg is white?"

  47. You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?


 


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